Friday, August 1, 2008

REVIEWS: The Dark Knight!!!

The Dark Knight
"The Knight reigns supreme, The Joker make you pee, A Legend of a film is born, World Peace is obtained and yes, Christian Bale does kick Robert Downey's ass"

Directed by Christopher Nolan; Starring Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Echkart, Maggie Gyllenhal, Gary Oldman and Morgan Freeman


This review comes in a bit late. Actually considering the amount of hype on this movie, it comes in very late, but it also happens to be the one review I utterly have to write, no matter how tedious. At first I convinced myself I was putting off writing this review because I wanted to wait until my second viewing to soak in all the pure awsomeness from this movie (after which I'd unceremoniously pass out drunk on my popcorn). It became clear however, after the second viewing last week, that searching for a full understanding of the film was not the factor keeping me from reviewing this film. The truth was far simpler.

I was scared of writing non-stop describing each and every single thing they got right. And then some.


After much deliberation, and some prayer to the gods of geeks, I have finally decided how to begin this review, and that's to say, "I told you so."

You see, I actually put this movie on the top of my most anticipated movie list of the summer. A slightly controversial choice seeing as how movies such as Indiana Jones and the even more powerful Wall-E was in the mix. Sure Dark Knight had a lot of hype to start off with, a great advertising campaign, but the choices of Heath Ledger (and his subsequent death) as the Joker was fuzzy at best at the start. And while Christopher Nolan did deliver on Batman Begins, it still had its problems. Nonwithstanding, Wall-E in comparisson was done by the people at Pixar, who by far have done every film as if it was their last. Combined with the most breathtaking animation I have ever seen in a trailer or anywhere else, it seemed a safe pick for my top spot, with the brooding Knight a safe second. Some may say I chose Dark Knight only out of bias for the fanboy inside me. Well, they''re right in a way. But then again so was I. You see, no matter how good Wall-E was (or in my case will be), Dark Knight has already shown both financially and critically that it would the movie everyone remembers the year 2008 for.

This movie marks an interesting mark for me. I have never been this hyped for a movie since the Lord of the Rings trilogy ended. And even then I did not spend every waking moment glazing over the trailers, harassing internet sites and making altars to Ledger (just kidding bout that last one by the way). I can safely then say that I have never been so hyped on a movie ever. It is then also safe to say that with great hype comes great expectations, and I demanded no less than perfection from this movie. Me, along with every other fanboy out there, was going to this movie looking for every possible flaw from cheesy lines to convoluted plots. I think it's safe to say that Dark Knight had quite possible built up too much hype, if sucha thing was possible.



Well that movie just blew all my expectations out of the water. Then it proceeded to beat me up, take my wallet and burn my homework, all while juggling three waterbaloons over my previously dry head.

Where do we begin. Well, let's just start off with the obvious, and the one everyone wants to talk about. The acting. and with the acting, Heath Ledger as the Joker. By now you've heard all the reviews, and each and every one of them don't give enough credit on just how amazing he is (take note that the critics are actually shoving Oscar nomination predictions down his throat). In some ways, this movie would not have broken all those records (and still breaking as I write this) without Ledger's death, sad as that may sound. And the fact is, his death has made this role legendary. And for all the right reasons.

The man is insane. No, he's not the insane joker who tried to copyright fish in the 80's Batman comics (that was actually a good storyline). He isn't Jack Nicholson's Joker who stretches out overlong phallic weapons from his pants to Prince music. Neither is he Alan Moore's Joker who shot and paralyzed batgirl, stripped her bear and made her father watch as she slowly bled out naked on the floor (although that one actually comes pretty close.)


No, this is Heath's Joker, and I promie you you've never seen anything like it. There is no Heath Ledger here, only a maniac, with no regards over his own life. He does the cracking one liners as good as anybody out there, that's not what makes a Joker. Waht makes him are the monlogue that sends shivers down your spine. The talks of anarchy and chaos, the determination to show you that everyone in the world is scum and you only need a small push to bring them the edge of insanity. This is a Joker who's willing to massacre an entire city, gleefully, just to prove a point, then kill some more just for fun. From the Glasgow scars to the lopsided stride, this tongue-flicking Joker is the epitome of pure, untainted evil. He also happens to be the best villain to show up on-screen since Hannibal Lecter (and even he never fired a bazooka out of a moving truck). Ledger alone would have made this film rise above mediocrity, even if everything else was crap. Thankfully that isn't the case, because as good as Ledger was, he would not be nearly as great without one important factor. The script.

Against all odds, Nolan has created a story that is unique from the comcis, and unique in movies in general. You will not fins that this is simply an adaptation from the comic plots. No, Nolan has set the abr with this compelling piece of literary genius that takes into account the irony of heroism, challenges the morality of the everyman, the price of crime, the ecstasy of insanity, the integrity of the righteous and the complexities of the human mind. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the movie disproved Gravity along the way. This is not just a great Batman movie, nor a great Superhero movie, nor a great crime movie. This is already by far one of the most compelling movies of all time, and already it has grabbed my love more than I ever even remotely thought it would.


The story revolves around the theme of the first movie, specifically that things are going to get worse before they get better. And it does, the criminals up the ante with the introduction the wildest card of all, a homicidal maniac who cuts a line across all of Gotham, an unstoppable force. Luckily, Batman has help, specifically Jim Gordon (the good cop in a rotten city) and the White Knight, new district attorney Harvey Dent (who also happens to be barking up Bruce Wayne's old girlfriend). If anything the movie revolves around the rise and fall of each of these men and more specifically HArvey Dent, who like Christian Bale gives an amazing performance that is undersung in the film. Harvey's rise and fall to the dreaded Two-Face gives the movie soul and shows just how messed up this world really is. He is the battleground for Gotham's soul, something Joker and Batman are on opposite sides of. Really, the parallelisms and ironies found in this movie are amazingly vast and complex, and Harvey's tragedy has you actually wishing more that he survive to see good win a world gone wrong. When was the last time I was actually left hoping a villain wouldnt turn into a villain? (FYI Two-Face looks grotesque and amazing. Another highlight of a movie filled with them).

If I had to keep going with everything else, I'd run out of both time and space. Needless to say, I'll just keep it short with everything else that shines in this movie. Particularyly, everything, from the cinematography (gorgeous and a depressing) to the score (epic, grand and spine-chilling). Even the pacing, while it borders on convoluted, makes every scene pack a punch with the intensity of a climax. Simple dialogues between characters hold as much power and danger in each word as any of the amazing action sequences here. The tensions between the Joker/Batman dynamic are not only well-explored buy by far one of the best moments of the film.


Rare has it been for a movie to ravage me so hard and so thoroughly than what this movie has done. This is a rare gem among movies, it's the kind of movie that you know people will remember twenty years from now, and they will speak it's name with reverence. It's fitting that they changed the name for the first time in the entire series. Because this movie soars above its predecessors, beat the hell out of both the box office and the audience, and reaches the crescendo of film magic. Applause. Applause.

10 out of 10

(By the way, the posters of this film are among the best I've ever seen. Here's the full set to let you know what I mean)


P.S. I don't care what the some skeptics say, Heath Ledger better get that posthumous nomination and award or I swear I'm blowing up the ceremony. No, seriously. >:D

Friday, July 4, 2008

REVIEW: Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and Wanted

Shaun of the Dead
"The best zombie-spoof-slasher-action-romantic-comedy of all time. No, really. I'm dead serious.... get it?"

Directed by Edgar Wright; Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Kate Ashfield


I've heard a good deal of praise aimed towards Shaun, he and his pack of dreary friends. And now I've finally gotten the sweet opportunity to watch the film myself, and I must say it is instantly one of my favorite comedies of all time. This comedy, my friends, is dead on. (Alright, I'll stop it with the dead jokes).

The movie follows pathetic loser Shaun, who has a dead-end job, a dead-beat roommate and a dead-beautiful girlfriend who dumps him. It seems life is falling apart for Shaun, that is until he decided to make things right, too bad the undead have been rising from their graves with the sole, rabid intent of eating your brains out. Happy hunting.


Where this movie succeeds as a spoof of the Zombie movies and of everything else is a combination of wit, class and dire respect for the genre. And of course, it's funny. No, really, it's drop-dead hilarious. Several scenes had left me laughing like crazy, a rare feat for most comedies these days. But the simple concept of the Everyman loser getting together his life amidst a zombie outbreak adds a new dimension into zombie films that whether or not was intentional, actually adds a whole new breath of fresh air into zombie movies.

One of the great things about this movie is that while it is a spoof, it does not, unlike many others, ignore the rest of the factors. In fact, the story and screenplay are amazing, production values are admirable and as an added factor, it actually makes a pretty solid zombie-horror movie in its own, only of course it's also a comedy... and a romance film.


This movie is born to be an instant cult favorite, and Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright were born to make a new legacy of classic comedies in line with British legends Monty Python. Of course, this one is more grounded, albeit still silly, and increasingly violent. The amount of blood here is outrageous. It's perfectly dead-right for the whole ambiance of the film. After all, if it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

I cannot wait now for them to finish their Blood and Ice-Cream trilogy, this is a classic in the making and I cannot heap enough praise on this new style of comedic genius. If you don't watch this movie now, well you could just go drop dead.


9.0 out of 10


Hot Fuzz
"Blood? Check. Ice Cream? Check. Bring on the Fuzz."

Directed by Edgar Wright; Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Timothy Dalton



Shaun was amazing, but I was not prepared for the encore performance that is Hot Fuzz.

The story follows Nicholas Angel, the best cop in London. In fact, he's so good, he's making everybody else look bad. So they send him off to a little village called Sanford which is so peaceful, it drives him insane. That is until dark little secrets begin popping out.

This movie ups the ante set by Shaun of the Dead and raises it to spectacular and ridiculous new levels. From violence to sheer silliness, this movie isn't afraid to go all out with explosions, bullets and laugh-out-loud moments.


I didn't think they could make a better film than Shaun, and maybe they didn't. While Shaun had a lot of subtlety to it, this movie abandons that to the more action-spoof it undertakes. Even the cut-fast pacing and editing keeps this movie pumped with adrenaline and I suppose it would be up to the viewer to decide which of the two current Blood and Ice Cream movies are more to their liking. Of course they could be pretty equal too.

The plot here is outrageous, the wit better than ever and the comedic gut is rumbling for the entire film. From the no-holds bar fights to the sly banter, this British comedy sets new standards for the Action genre as Shaun did with the Horror. It seems to me that Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg are doing right to genres what American films such as Disaster Movie, Superhero Movie, Epic Move and Meet the Spartans are doing wrong. The clear difference is that these British ones seem to actually care about the genre, and instead of cannibalizing it for all its worth, these movies actually enhance the experience. This is spoof done right, and while the days of Airplane! are long over and while the spoofs are in a free fall in the Land of the Free, it is a comforting thought that somewhere in the world, someone is doing it right.


As I said, this movie is considerably more fast paced than its predecessor, and it helps the movie's quick comedic homeruns as well. The performances here are also top-notched, and while Simon Pegg and Nick Frost had already shown great on-screen comedic aptitude in Shaun, I sincerely believe that they shine even more in this movie, simply because there are scenes here so fun and so bombastic you can't help but lose yourself.

It may be a big mistake for me to praise this movie so much right after praising its predecessor right before, because now I am quickly running out of praises for the dynamic duo. So I suppose there's nothing much else but for you to go out there and get yourself copies of both movies. It is a modern comedic experience that you simply must not miss. What are you waiting for? GO!

Yarp!


9.5 out of 10


Wanted

"High adrenaline, little else"

Directed by Timur Bekmambetov; Starring James McAvoy, Angeli
na Jolie and Morgan Freeman


Funny how things work out. This movie was easily among those I anticipated for in the summer. And while the trailers did not convince me outright that it would be a great movie, it did give me the notion that it would at least be entertaining. It is a shame that that is exactly what I got for seeing this movie.

The movie is based on Mark Millar and J.G. Jones' graphic novel of the same name, yet of considerably not the same look. In fact, its barely recognizable. The graphic novel consists of an Eminem lookalike and a Fox-suit donning black vixen. Instead we get McAvoy and Jolie, not that it's my complaint, mind you. The fact that it strays so far from its source doesn't bother me much, since it at least does so with gusto and a brilliant sense of imagination, something many other movies going the same route fail to do.


Let's start off with the good, this movie as I said is highly enjoyable. No, as in incredibly fast paced and a must-see for any adrenaline junkie out there. You think you've seen bullet-time? Well no you haven't not unless you watch this movie. The action sequences here are so out there they are a cross between jaw-dropping and laugh-out-silly, which I am not sure is a bad or good thing. Nonetheless it achieves the honor to be called a true summer blockbuster, filled with so much action and blood that it riddles the brain numb. If you're into that sort of stuff, which I'm sure most of you are, then this movie is a no-brainer.

Now for my problems, this movie just never gets off its butt. The story itself proves to have o much potential to be epic, and the screenplay actually shows a lot of promise in so many areas, but in the end it all comes up irrelevant as this movie seems more content with answering every hurdle with a barrage of bullets and "F*CK!!"s. It is frustrating, mostly because its already done more than enough a handful of scenes to convince me of its worth as an action movie, but it does little else to convince me of its worth as a film. While not falling into the traps of comic book movie-suckiness, it does fail to elevate the genre into new heights as several movies this season has already been attempting. And Timur's (easier to say than his last name) first foray into the American Film industry is not going to convince me of his worth just yet, but it at least shows his potential, if only he gets his priorities straight.


It's just as well I suppose, after the success of both Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, we finally wipe the slate of expectations clean for the next batch. all good and all, but I really don't think any comic-book movie, no matter how much it sucks, will take away the excitement I have now for Hellboy 2 and a little something called The Dark Knight.

Still if you love slow-motion headshots, jumping cars and the naked ass of Angelina Jolie, you should watch this. And if you don't, then there's no helping your homosexual butt, not unless you're a girl of course, in which case, "Sorry Ma'am".


6.5 out of 10

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

REVIEW: Hulk, Get Smart + Movie Schedules!!!

The Incredible Hulk
"HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH GOOD!"

Directed by Louis Leterrier Starring Edward Norton, Liv Tyler and William Hurt


Coming right at the heels of fellow Marvel hero Iron Man, the Hulk smashes into place, hoping in earnest to both make lots of greens and wash out the bad aftertaste left behind by the giant's previous outing.

It comes two-folds I suppose... with both the good and the bad news. The bad news is that it doesn't quit soar to the same standards as his iron-clad buddy, in fact it lacks much of what made Iron Man so stupendous. On the other hand, it beat himself up handily, well his Ang Lee version at least, and if put into the right perspective, the Hulk still manages up a solid, entertaining and, most importantly, an action-packed array of sequences (Take that, Ang Lee!)


You see, the main reason it doesn't soar the same heights as Iron Man lies in two huge factors- Robert Downey as Stark and the Hulk's pacing. The first one isn't its fault, but Robert Downey just beats Edward Norton handily. Not that Norton does not give in a good performance, in fact he gives in as good a performance as Bruce Banner as is possible, giving a good balance between torn fugitive, brilliant scientist and distraught lover. But Downey's turn as Stark is just much more fun to watch, and in a way it also lies down to the fact that Stark is a much more interesting AND irresistible character than Banner.


Also, while Iron Man's pacing was sleek, fast and smart, Hulk comes across as a forced melodrama and action bonanza every scene. This is not completely a bad thing, in fact it's for this reason that this movie rises above the normal superhero movie. But, it also is its worst factor, because I just can't shake off the feeling that the pacing of this movie is not only strange but also nagging.

Still, if one were to stop comparing it to its Summer brother, it still is one superior Superhero movie, and definitely a superior summer blockbuster. The cast is tremendously talented and well suit for their roles. The fanboys will be screaming from all the hidden easter eggs scattered all throughout. The action sequences are amazing and exactly what we were looking for the first time around. The story and film itself is not afraid to embrace itself in its entirety. Plus, the effects here are just amazing. While I was fairly impressed with the first Hulk, this version does not only wear darker shade for green or forgo the silly purple shorts, but it's also much darker in its look and realism. The vein and muscle details are just amazing.


What does this mean? It means Marvel just gave out its second hit in a row. If we keep this up we might actually have too much good superhero movies, which for years now I have never imagined possible. And I must admit, I'm as excited about this prospect as I am of the thought that I will one day rule the world (no... really, I will).


8 out of 10


Get Smart
"Get Smart gets it right. Get it? Get Smart- gets rig.. ah forget it."

Directed by Peter Segal Starring Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Jhonson and Alan Arkin



This movie is a convoluted mess, utterly lost in its pacing and has a certain lack of dynamics in its angles. It is also incredibly funny, joyously light-hearted and undeniably entertaining. Oh how I hate this kind of movies, they never make writing reviews easy. Can't I just completely love or completely hate a movie again?

Well, there's little else to say about the bad stuff than what I just summarized in the previous paragraph. This movie is no masterpiece, and the fact is that it even has some jokes fall flat. It has a case of mistake identity that can't seem to decide whether its a mix of action and comedy, pure action or pure comedy. In turn it doesn't quite live up to the maximum effect of either on some parts that had sadly a lot of potential. On the other hand, it does give us what it set out to do in the first place.

This movie is highly entertaining, at least in most parts. Steve Carell remains a comedic natural and while Anne Hathaway may no longer be as stunning as when I first saw her, she is nonetheless adequate for her role. The movie follows the shenanigans of Agent Maxwell and his partner Agent 99. And the shenanigans can be quite a treat too, none of which could have been nearly half as entertaining had it not been for Steve.

With those points aside, what else can I really say about the movie? It does a pretty good job of being entertaining, avoids being sucky unlike some movies nowadays. For movies in general, thats mission accomplished and sadly something of a rarity. But in a summer season as volatile as this, it serves more as a refreshing snack before moving on to the next main course.



7 out of 10

MOVIE SCHEDULES
Due to requests and complaints on the fact that I did not add the release dates on some of the movies I presented in my Summer Movie entry, I have decided to do so here. Yes, Bra, I'm looking at you. Hehe. Anyway...

Wanted
June 27



















Hancock
July 3


















Journey to the Center of the Earth
July 9


















The Dark Knight
July 17


















Mama Mia!
July 18


















The Mummy: Tomb of the Emperor Dragon
July 30


















You Don't Mess with the Zohan
August 6



















Wall-E
August 13


















X-Files: I Want to Believe
August 13
















Star Wars: The Clone Wars
August 20


















My Sassy Girl
August 20
















Disaster Movie
August 27


















Babylon A.D.
September 3



















Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
September 10