Friday, February 29, 2008

MOVIE REVIEWS - Atonement, Vantage Point

ATONEMENT
“A mighty push for the Oscars, though not quite there”

Directed by Joe Wright
Starring Keira Knightley, John McAvoy and Saosire Ronan

What perplexes me is the sheer mixed bag that this movie brings. I’m not saying that in a bad way as if it is a movie that has a jumble of good and bad qualities, it isn’t. As a matter of fact, it’s actually quite brilliant and in my opinion a superior piece to Joe Wright's previous outing in PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, which I thought was a solid piece.
No, what puts me in a fickle is that I’m not quite sure how to root for it in the Oscars as being a piece that basically follows every quality needed in an Oscar nominee, it is however lacking when compared to the others.
The movie follows two sisters, a young aspiring playwright Briony Tallis(Saosire Ronan)and her cavalier and feisty older sister, Cecillia Tallis (Keira Knightley). They both have taken a liking to the groundskeeper’s son Robbie Tunrer (John McAvoy) but when Briony witnesses a tragic turn of coincidences and unlucky mistakes, she quickly turns against them. Just when Robbie and Cecillia have ignited a passionate affair, Briony turns on them by blaming him of a heinous crime committed on the grounds.
The movie features some amazing art direction and cinematography, from the lush landscapes to the nostalgic cities, every corner screams Oscar praise. One particular scene where Robbie and his friends arrive on the beachhead is by far one of the most ingenious, captivating and tragically beautiful scenes I’ve ever seen on film.
The score itself is magnificent, particularly the hear-pumping typewriter biting away at each scene, the music is beautiful and horrifying at the same time, a certified nod to the period.
The actors make a tremendous turn of performances. Keira Knightley and John McAvoy both execute their roles considerably well and they both fit into their characters snugly. But the biggest praise has to be handed out to Saosire Ronan. Who knew such powerful emotions could be brought out from a blank, lifeless stare.
Yet the film still suffers, the biggest fall being the pacing. The first part was engrossing, the characters filled each scene with nerve-racking tension. Yet the second half suffered considerably at what seemed to me a change of direction that floundered a bit. And while scenes like the beachhead and one in the hospital beds dominated at times, the main cumulative seemed to be stretched far too thin and several scenes I knew could have been much more direct, keeping to the pace.
This small stumble however is more than made up for with a great ending. While nothing compared to the climatic confrontation in THERE WILL BE BLOOD, it is still a heart-breaking scene which finally drove in a message that seemed to rise only in the latter half. It does this however exceptionally well, with each word resounding with the heart of this tragic piece and, dare I say it, atonement.
Bravo. Bravo.

9 out of 10


VANTAGE POINT
“A dizzying montage of increasingly boring rewinds- Rashamon this is not.”

Directed by Pete Travis
Starring Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, Sigourney Weaver and William Hurt

I shall try to steer clear of comparing this film to its inspiration, Akira Kurosawa’s Rashamon. Rather, I’ll try to take it seriously as a film on its own….. naah didn’t work. Perhaps it’ll fair better if I look at it expecting a no-brainer thriller…. Nope. Didn’t work either.
What is perhaps the most frustrating part of this movie is that it actually shows promise, deriving Kurosawa’s idea of multiple takes on the same scene and putting it into an action movie. Had the plot only been paid with more attention and had the director not put the rewind button in his head this would have most certainly been a much better movie. For the moment, it’s just plain bad.
For any moviegoer out there with little patience in the theater house, stay far away from this film. I had come in expecting they at least they execute this “VANTAGE POINT” idea into a thrilling clash of scenes that doesn’t let the viewer breathe for a second. Rather, it rewinds the exact same scene with a different perspective seven times, and each time when that particular scene’s plot was just about to get interesting.
They may think that putting cliffhangers pump up the adrenaline, which they naturally do. But they do it SIX times, and each cliffhanger’s followed by a complete rewind and change of pace, back to before the assassination. This would have been fine had there not been a complete change of pace. Bt the fourth rewind, I no longer cared about the plot, I was getting sick and no amount of plot twists was going to change that.
Another problem comes at the rewinds’ nearly complete lack of relevance and use. A few were necessary change of perspectives, yes, but many were just needless swaps that could have been much easier blended into a more direct path. Also because of the needless swaps, each character is quickly thrown some shallow characterization and then left to deal with it. There is no build-up, no care in the characters’ handling. Even the villain, though menacing, is also quite shallow and forgettable.
And let’s not even go near the sheer amount of plot holes. With twists present for the sake of thrills, many of the later scenes just don’t make sense. We are given the impression that every perspective happens at the same time, but somehow the timeline is very obscured. Quite a lot happens in the time it takes a man to run down a few blocks.
There are some big names on the cast, but not a single one is given the space to shine, and even the action comes in bland and at particularly bland moments. The final chance comes in the end, where the film attempts to rapidly wrap up the story in a thrilling climax. But what we got instead was a bunch of mind-boggling and incredible coincidences to make every single person happen to be at the same place at the exact same time. We get a jumble of scenes, a couple of screams from some characters and suddenly it’s over. And you are forced to leave the cinema with a bad taste in your mouth and the idea that your pockets are a few bills less full.
Damn.

5 out of 10


THE KITE RUNNER
'A disappointing turn for an amazing novel'

D

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Spiderwick, There Will be Blood reviews + Dark Knight and Mama Mia! preivew!!!

REVIEWS


SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES

'A breath of fresh magical air, even if it does border on mediocrity'

Directed by Mark Waters
Starring Freddie Highmore, Mary Louise Parker and David Strathairn

Let's face it, not since Lord of the Rings took the stage has the fantasy mania ever been much in terms of quality. That said, only a handpicked few after the trilogy was any good, and none of which were nearly AS good. These good fantasy movies included Narnia, Pan's Labyrinth and few others. Thankfully Spiderwick Chronicles fall into this category.
The first essential thing Spiderwick does right is that it doesn't suck. No, seriously. Every other fantasy recent fantasy movie from The Golden Compass to Eragon has fallen at this first simple step. You make a movie, before you make it anywhere good, you have to make sure first that it will not torture your audience.
Second thing Spiderwick does right? It doesn't stop at simply not sucking. It doesn't fall into the same pitfalls of its brothers and sisters and actually focus of its effort to telling the story and not flashing it around with all sorts of C.G.I. This movie is actually plot-driven, and the special effects serve more as an enhancer rather than the main attraction. That said, the special effects were pretty well done, and some designs managed to capture some of the great images of the book. It isn't anything groundbreaking but it manages to be eye-pleasing.
Freddie Highmore is official the FANTASY KID. With movies such as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Arthur and the Invisibles, The Golden Compass and Finding Neverland already under his belt, he adds yet another notch. And while has done a remarkable job considering in all the previous films, he is finally showing a bit more maturity in his roles here. The fact that he plays twins and he plays them effectively is to be noted.
But be warned, while the movie is pretty good, it isn't great. For one thing, it doesn't capture the entire magic of the book. One could counter this by saying that one expects differences with its source material (which there are a considerable amount), but this movie overall lacks magic as well. Throughout the film, one gets the feeling that the magical world, though amazing, is greatly limited. Chalk this up also to the fact that while the movie does the job of entertaining across, it doesn't add anything new to the table. Remember when I said that this movie was actually more driven by plot than by effects, well as good as that is, they screenplay here was not able to push the plot to anything above a pleasing experience.
While it is refreshing to finally see a fantasy movie that doesn't take for granted the essentials of an effective film, this is still not the movie that is poised to bring back the Fantasy genre from the deep hole it has sunk in. Seriously, the genre has been falling apart faster than Hilary Clinton's campaign and all this film really manages to do in the end is to slow it down a bit.

7.0 out of 10

There Will be Blood
'There will be Oscars.... Lots of them...'

Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano

Of all the movie released last year, there have been quite a good set of films. Some of my favorites have ranged from Ratatouille to Juno. But after watching this movie, I have never been left so haunted and mesmerized.
This is easily one of the best films of the year and quite possibly my favorite already. It has been barely three hours since reeling from the movies incredible finale and still my mind is reeling from this cinematic achievement.
This is Paul Thomas Anderson at his best, with stunning cinematography and a screenplay that brings the characters to scary depths with its intoxicating and vividly vicious lines. The score here is just nothing short of a masterpiece and I now understand why everyone is so infuriated at the music not getting an Oscar nod for Best Original Score simply because part of it was used in a previous film. A minor technicality that grossly does injustice to this film's grand and haunting music, without which the scenes would only be half as potent.
There are some incredible performances in this movie with Paul Dano making the performance of his career as the disturbingly calm doe-eyed Eli Sunday. I swear I will see his accusing eyes in ever dark corner.
But this entire film banks on and if to be put bluntly, centers around one factor alone, and that is Daniel Day-Lewis. He plays Daniel Plainview, a charismatic prospector looking for the oil find of his career. He inhabits his role with scary enthusiasm and fills with it such vigor and intensity, every scene is consumed by his theatrical flair. You look into his eyes you don't see Daniel Day-Lewis doing a great job as Daniel Plainview. You don't even see him doing a good job as Daniel Plainview. What you're watching is Daniel Plainview himself. I cannot express how incredible his performance is, especially at the incredible finale and if he does not take home the Oscar this February 25, may an earthquake eat Hollywood up whole.
If you're into great cinema in the making, this is an experience you must not miss. And for the moment, it is my horse in the rapidly approaching Academy Awards.

10 out of 10



PREVIEWS


The Dark Knight

In case you haven't heard, Heath Ledger has passed away. This puts a serious dent into the film which this early on has been receiving incredible buzz on Ledger's performance as The Joker. I cannot express how frustrated I am that this great emerging actor will no longer be able to continue from what is to be the performance of his short-lived career. Still, I've made it painfully obvious to anyone who knows me at all that this is my most anticipated movie of the year, and it should be yours too!!! HAHAHAHahhahahahhah!!!!
(RELEASE DATE JULY 18, 2008 U.S.A.)

Previews:



Mama Mia!
Recently the Musical genre has come back to the right track. With last year's HAIRSPRAY and SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET shining in its own way. Let's hope the trend continues as the popular Musical based off the songs of ABBA come alive on the silver screen in this year's Mama Mia! With the ever wonderful Meryl Streep and the still dashing Pierce Brosnan top-billing the film, this promises to be quite an experience.
(RELEASED JULY 18, 2008 U.S.A.)

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

MOVIE PREVIEWS 2-14-07


It's Valentine's Day!
Another year has gone by with me not yet having made the move from dashing single to romantically hypnotized zombie, ah well I'm sure I'll find my Corpse Bride one of these days. Meanwhile, it just means more time for movies!!! Wahoo!!!

Since a lot of people tend to ask me what movies tend to be coming soon, I've gone off and decided to cap some off to you. Here are some movies to look out for, I'm definitely going to catch them!

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF CRYSTAL SKULLS

If any of you ever watched the first three films, you know you're in for a treat. This fourth installment has been going on for aaages and finally it's coming home to the glorious silver screen where it belongs. And if you haven't watched the films, may snakes devour your entrails! Harrison Ford's finally back in the fedora and he hates snakes more than ever. Shame Sean Connery couldn't come back, but Shia LeBeauf (Even Stevens dude) is a welcome addition and Cate Blanchett sizzles as a commie! Steven, thank you for bringing him back, we've missed you Doctor Jones!

HERE ARE SOME SIZZLING PREVIEWS

THE QUANTUM OF SOLACE

The Quanta of Say-What-Now?!?! No you're ears aren't bleeding, but it sure is a peculiar title, and for those of you who still have noooo idea what this movie is.... you're still nowhere near Geek level, please come again and try out next year. Otherwise, what we have here is the NEW James Bond film. Yes, yes, the title of the 22nd Bond film is THE QUANTUM OF SOLACE which apparantly gets its name from one of Fleming's earlier novels. Weird title aside, this movie looks poised to blast its predecessor, the already bombastic CASINO ROYAL out of the cards table. Daniel Craig is back and the hype for this movie is insatiable.

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STAR WARS: CLONE WARS

Wait... another one!? Wasn't Lucas content with two trilogies? Well yes and now, this one is actually a 3d ANIMATED tv series kicking off with the theatrical release. In short, it's this new kick-ass tv series set during the Clone Wars and to start it off, we get a 1 hour and 30 minute movie. Bring out the popcorn, cause the FORCE is defnitley strong in this one...

PREVIEW

CJ7

Remember Stephen Chow? No? Alright.... SHAOLIN SOCCER.... KUNG FU HUSTLE.... now do you remember him? The man is a comedy genius and his movies, although over the top, are always great entertainment. Get ready to laugh out loud again at his next movie, which is a bit like a Chinese version of E.T..... only a whole lot more smacking around. TRAILER -> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WASOpR3Iggo

PREVIEW

Alright, I'm logging off for the night, but don't think this is over. If you love the movies and the sneak peeks I've given you then wait a few days because I have so much more in store for you!
An idea of what's to come?

CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, THE DARK KNIGHT, IRON MAN, WOLVERINE, HORTON HEARS A WHO, HAROLD AND KUMAR 2, MAMA MIA!, SPEED RACER, SEX AND THE CITY, STAR TREK and much much more!!!

Oh and if you read this please put a comment in at the shoutbox. It's my way of knowing that people actually read this crap. Thanks!!! :D Till next time, Gullible Followers!!!

-SKYLORE PEASHOT GROGERD (That's Kevin to my friends...)

Monday, February 4, 2008

REVIEW: 27 Dresses, Kite Runner (book)

27 DRESSES
Directed by Anne Fletcher
Starring Katherine Heigl, James Marsden

Chick flicks are among the most difficult to review, mostly due to the fact that I've got male organs. So whenever a girl asks me whether I liked a certain chick flick and I reply no, they always just shrug and toss it off as because I'm a guy.
Well, it's a wrong assumption. Sure, many chick flicks in the past I've gone from dislike to pure outright hatred and spite. Some are good enough only as toilet paper for my cat. I long for the good old days when movies like Pretty Woman, When Harry met Sally, Runaway Bride and My Best Friend's Wedding dominated the screen.But that doesn't mean I don't know how to appreciate them, but the fact remains that these days, most chick flicks aren't just that well made.
27 Dresses is no exception, although thankfully it does not fall into the pits of CHicky Hell. It's a movie that falls so flat in the center of mediocrity that it is a frustratingly hear-tugging chore simply to write a fitting review for it.
You see, 27 Dresses falls victim to the except same mistakes that many of the embarrassments of its genre, it follows the formula so faithfully you'd think it was a self-mutilating albino monk. Meaning, from the very start to the end if you were to try to predict what's next, chances are you're right 90% of the time.
Every scene has the sense of de ja vu, the been there, seen that feel and the lack of any true writing or directorial force guarantees its exclusion from the good category.
But now for the good thing, and yes it's mostly a singular thing. The movie IS thankfully a bit entertaining. Katherine Heigl and James Marsden both give charming, if not astounding, performances and several scenes manage to bring out a chuckle and even a roar here and there. Meaning as a movie, it isn't boring. Yes, that's pretty much as big a compliment as I can give it. And really, what else is there to say? While it does strike some great emotions for love, it falls flat in light of greater aspects, this is a chick flick that does what it does, nothing more and nothing less. Although I must say, this movie may proves more so that both leads make entertaining characters as Heigl has proven in Knocked Up and James in Enchanted.

6 out of 10

KITE RUNNER
Written by Khaled Hosseini

This is a review I'll keep short, mostly because if I allow myself to ramble on about how much I loved the book, you'll most likely be reading the end of this review at the end of your scroll bar.
Needless to say, I loved it. No love is to weak a word. This is a book that upon completion, you know, you just know, that had it been a different era, this book would be a great classic of the ages.
It passes through many aspects: betrayal, honor, guilt, war, hope, love, friendship, family, culture... just about every damn thing but not once did the story seem convoluted or scrambled. Rather, the narrative flows seamlessly with vibrant storytelling filled with emotions at each perfect note.
The story centers around two Afghan boys, the rich well-to-do Amir and his Hazara slave boy and best friend Hassan. How Khaled portrays these two boys, and ust about every character in the book brings them to life in incredibly complex and realistic manner, but never to the point that one loses sight of who they are supposed to be.
This book is mostly a book of life, although be warned that there is much death in this tale. It's a master craft of the horrors of human nature and the limitless tragedy. From the plight of the people to the main characters' lives as they struggle through every obstacle thrown at them.
If there is one thing I did not fully love, it was the ending, which gave me little sense of satisfaction, but even that I understand and applaud. It isn't an ending of great satisfaction, maybe, but it is an ending that gives a sense of closure to the point that this is reality, in a way it's just the way it is. Khaled knows this, and he's not afraid to drive his tale around.
Amir in the book is a writer of sorts, and his best talent lays in the sense of irony in his tales. Khaled is then understandable a master of it as well, and it shows all throughout, screaming literary genius with each chapter.
This is a book of great wealth, and deserves a definite read for anyone looking for a masterpiece.

10 out of 10