It's Valentine's Day!
Another year has gone by with me not yet having made the move from dashing single to romantically hypnotized zombie, ah well I'm sure I'll find my Corpse Bride one of these days. Meanwhile, it just means more time for movies!!! Wahoo!!!
Since a lot of people tend to ask me what movies tend to be coming soon, I've gone off and decided to cap some off to you. Here are some movies to look out for, I'm definitely going to catch them!
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF CRYSTAL SKULLS
If any of you ever watched the first three films, you know you're in for a treat. This fourth installment has been going on for aaages and finally it's coming home to the glorious silver screen where it belongs. And if you haven't watched the films, may snakes devour your entrails! Harrison Ford's finally back in the fedora and he hates snakes more than ever. Shame Sean Connery couldn't come back, but Shia LeBeauf (Even Stevens dude) is a welcome addition and Cate Blanchett sizzles as a commie! Steven, thank you for bringing him back, we've missed you Doctor Jones!
HERE ARE SOME SIZZLING PREVIEWS
THE QUANTUM OF SOLACE
The Quanta of Say-What-Now?!?! No you're ears aren't bleeding, but it sure is a peculiar title, and for those of you who still have noooo idea what this movie is.... you're still nowhere near Geek level, please come again and try out next year. Otherwise, what we have here is the NEW James Bond film. Yes, yes, the title of the 22nd Bond film is THE QUANTUM OF SOLACE which apparantly gets its name from one of Fleming's earlier novels. Weird title aside, this movie looks poised to blast its predecessor, the already bombastic CASINO ROYAL out of the cards table. Daniel Craig is back and the hype for this movie is insatiable.
PREVIEWS:
STAR WARS: CLONE WARS
Wait... another one!? Wasn't Lucas content with two trilogies? Well yes and now, this one is actually a 3d ANIMATED tv series kicking off with the theatrical release. In short, it's this new kick-ass tv series set during the Clone Wars and to start it off, we get a 1 hour and 30 minute movie. Bring out the popcorn, cause the FORCE is defnitley strong in this one...
PREVIEW
CJ7
Remember Stephen Chow? No? Alright.... SHAOLIN SOCCER.... KUNG FU HUSTLE.... now do you remember him? The man is a comedy genius and his movies, although over the top, are always great entertainment. Get ready to laugh out loud again at his next movie, which is a bit like a Chinese version of E.T..... only a whole lot more smacking around. TRAILER -> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WASOpR3Iggo
PREVIEW
Alright, I'm logging off for the night, but don't think this is over. If you love the movies and the sneak peeks I've given you then wait a few days because I have so much more in store for you!
An idea of what's to come?
CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, THE DARK KNIGHT, IRON MAN, WOLVERINE, HORTON HEARS A WHO, HAROLD AND KUMAR 2, MAMA MIA!, SPEED RACER, SEX AND THE CITY, STAR TREK and much much more!!!
Oh and if you read this please put a comment in at the shoutbox. It's my way of knowing that people actually read this crap. Thanks!!! :D Till next time, Gullible Followers!!!
-SKYLORE PEASHOT GROGERD (That's Kevin to my friends...)
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