CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS
My Take: Trailer is adorable and colorful. But it could be a strictly-kiddie affair. Plus, Sony has only made on other animation movie, Surf's Up, and that wasn't a very good one. I think this will top that though. Plus, rain-food! What's not to love?Trailer here
FAME
My Take: High School Musical again!? THAT'S IT! F@#$ YOU, YOU TALENTLESS MOTHER!@!$#@, I'D RATHER F@#$ AN OSTRICH THAN#@$@ YOUR #@$@#$ A$$ YOU @#$@#ING, TALENTLESS- oh wait, it isn't High School Musical? It actually looks better? And promises a hell of a better time? Oh, well, now I feel kind of silly... Just watch the damn trailer.(p.s. That poster looks like a Coca-Cola ripoff)
Trailer here
ASTRO BOY
My Take: I admit I was never a fan of the cartoon. But seeing this trailer makes me want to take another look. It's style is very nice, that I'll admit. It's very true to the cartoon, yet adds a nice colorful, zesty touch without being cheesy. That in, I think this a more promising animation entry compared to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.Trailer here
A SERIOUS MAN
My Take: Alright, a slightly more serious entry here. Oh wait, it's another Coen comedy? Forget my first statement. That said, after No Country, the bros have had the time of their lives doing whatever the hell they want, and this film is all kinds of curiosity-kindling. I mean, cmon, watch the trailer and I dare you to tell me you don't dig that fancy groove. THWACK. THWACK. THWACK. THWACK.Trailer here
ZOMBIELAND
My Take: It might seem a bit of a Shaun of the Dead ripoff to some, and hell it might end up being exactly that. But the trailer seemed to promise a bit of a different tone and a different kind of comedic take on the zombie franchise. That said, WOOHOOO ZOMBIES!Trailer here
THE INVENTION OF LYING
My Take: In a world where everyone says the truth, one man creates the invention of a lifetime: LYING. Well, that would have definitely made High School easier. Nonetheless, the premise is excitingly tasty, and Ricky Gervais is long overdue for his hollywood breakout. Here's hoping this is it.Trailer here
AMELIA
My Take: Hilary Swank as the first woman to cross the Atlantic= Oscar.Trailer here
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
My Take: Polar Express was creepy. Beowulf was meh. But there's something about A Christmas Carol that makes me think that this could be different. Maybe it's the Christmas Spirit, maybe its Dicken's classic story or maybe it's Jim Carrey saying Baaah-humbug to a snowflake. Whatever the case, I'm there.Trailer here
THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS
My Take: Read the title and I dare you not to watch this film.Trailer here
THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX
My Take: An interesting take on Stop Motion. Plus, Clooney again! gosh He seems so busy this year. Check the trailer, and be a curiosified! Animation seems a bit choppy, though I think it's more charming than anything. Still, I don't know if I can stand that kinda stuff for a movie length.Trailer here
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
My Take: Every film-loving fiber in my body is telling me NOT to put this crap on this list. But let's face it, nothing is hotter in the hotness column than Bella and Edward. DAMN THIS INTERNET PEER PRESSURE! (on a side note, I'm actually excited for the third movie simply cuz its director is actually pretty awesome).Trailer which most of you saw a hundred times here
NINE
My Take: A musical from the director of Chicago!? Nostalgic sentiments from HS 4-D days aside, I'm definitely there. The trailer is amazing and the cast is filled with biiig names. I'm not sure if all of them can actually sing, but if there's the man who can force them to (or at least make them look sexy enough that people don't notice their voice) it's Chicago's Rob Marshal.Trailer here
THE ROAD
My Take: I've waited too damn long for this movie. Now gimme cannibalistic-apocayptic-pulitzer prize winning-shameless oscar bait movie! Wait, that didn't come out right. But really now, a serious oscar contender, plus Viggo really needs to get his dues. Come on guys, he played ARAGORN! Give him the damn naked gold statue already!Trailer here
NINJA ASSASSIN
My Take: I don't care if the title is redundant, it's awesome! And so is the trailer! If you ever had a love for ninjas, this is like the holy grail of nijawesomness! It's a complete Ninjasm! Now if only we could get it an Oscar for something classy, Best Picture? Best Actor? Why? CUZ ITS FRIGGIN NINJAS THATS WHY!? (Yes, I was like this with pirates when the Pirates series came out).Trailer here
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
My Take: Disney's been in the tank lately (excluding all Pixar stuff), and it's hightime they got back to their roots. Watching the new trailer made me swoon and dance and laugh at the Disney magic which has so loong been absent. I feel like I'm eight again, watching with glee and amazement at my favorite fairytale princesses come to life in an amazing enchanted world... sigh... I mean- I WANT MEGAN FOX AND KILLER F#$!KING ROBOTS! GRRRR!!!Trailer here
INVICTUS
My Take: No trailer, no poster, just this lone picture to indicate that this film actually exists. Why do I want to watch it? Clint Eastwood as director, Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela himself. That good enuogh for you, biatch?SHERLOCK HOLMES
My Take: I don't remember reading about how Sherlock Holmes became a topless boxing, train racing, building, bro-loving, sexually kinky bastard. But as long as Robert Downey does it, I'm game. I can't wait for all the bro-love to come from this film, and it's sure to quench my Downey thirst until Iron Man 2Trailer here
AVATAR
My Take: James Cameron, the man behind Titanic, took a que from LOTR man Peter Jackson to take CGI to a whole new level. Whatever the case may be with that video-game lookalike trailer, this is hyped up to be the new breakthrough in movie CGI, so for that too, I shall watch this film. P.S. Is it just me, or do those guys look like some kind of mutated smurf? Now that'd make an awesome movie.Trailer here
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAQKUEL
My Take: LOL! I'm just kidding! I'm not even putting in the trailer for this piece of crap. Suck it!
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